SHOWS

Saturday February 11, Midnight
Part of "Lincoln Exposed" Festival
Bourbon Theatre Rye Room, Lincoln NE
W/ Dirty Talker (11:00), Tie These Hands (10:00), etc..
*Check the link to the facebook event below for the entire schedule and various ticket prices

Tuesday February 14, 9pm
Valentine's Day Show
The Zoo Bar, Lincoln NE
W/ MASSES
$5 or $4
*If the Zoo Bar was an actual zoo, and our planned Valentine themed cover songs were animals - the zoo would have 3 animals, 1 being exotic.

Friday March 9, 10pm
Part of "Good Speakers Presents" Festival
Yia Yia's Pizza, Lincoln NE
W/Slumber Party Record's Bands TBA
$FREE for this venue. $7 for all other

March 31
TBA, Barley Street Tavern! Omaha, NE

April 22
Earth Day Celebration
Rococo Theatre

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Thanks to everyone for coming out to the show last week. It was really nice to see everyone there. I didn't think we'd be able to fit everyone inside.. and then we did! All 7 billion of ya. The entire world's population at our show.
Really cool.

More on that in Teal's post below.

Ambrosioa Sweet NECATARZ

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Above is a nice writeup & photo essay about the show we played last weekend. There are still a few zines left, and a few shirts left. If you want me to mail you a package deal of 1 shirt + 1 zine, I will do it. I will do it until they are all gone. And you might get presents unnamed in the package. The whole thing would cost $12. If you live out of the US, it would cost more due to shipping.

Well? Comment with your email address & we'll see what we can do.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>UPDATE<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
All of the shirts & zines are gone! I will let those of you who weren't mailed anything know when we have more things to send out!

Shows:

1.
http://www.hearnebraska.org/content/hear-nebraska-celebrates-its-1st-year-howard-wayward-little-satan-daughters-uuvvwwz-make-sho

2.
http://www.facebook.com/events/353907494622714/?ref=nf

3.
http://hearnebraska.org/content/uuvvwwz-and-masses-valentines-day-zoo-bar-lincoln

Picture of Practice Space:

1.

Total Bills Old Fashioned Fruit Struedel Flavorings

A couple more shows in addition to what's below. One with Yuppies and Solid Attitude at Brother's Lounge in Omaha, not Lincoln. I know we can't compete with mini-bowling.
Solid Attitude is a tour de force. Yuppies from Omaha if ya aint heard.

Show Two, with other bands in late January. Also in Omaha. More on that soonish.

Take it easy, and happy new year.

Wwe havve shouuz!


Does that get old?

Firstly-- Tonight at Knickerbockers with the Sci-Fidelity of Powerful Science, the Impending-Plume of Conduits, and the Impending-Fidelity of Talking Mountain!
It's 5 dollars and it's at 9pm.

Secondly-- Thursday December 22 at the Slowdown with Ladyfinger and Gus & Call... Gus & Call is one band... one band with 2 names... One band with 2 names and 5 shows in December.

This show is on the big-girl stage. So you can look forward to our gear being spread farther apart IF! you plan on attending.

Thirdly-- We have booked a Valentine's Day show at the Zoo Bar again. I'd say 4th annual but we missed last years show. So please give any suggestions of words to use for this new 2 out of every 3 year-cycle-type and claim your prize now!

That's it.

the band blog

 old an wise man once said DID YOU UPDATE THE BAND BLOG I HAVE BEEN CHECKING IT TO NO AVAIL. i said i am sorry, some things take time, sometimes things are happening, we are doing other things, i forgot, etc.
but now there are a few things to report.
we have been working hard on making new songs and we have made some of them, others are living out as parts, we'll call them in one by one... but you can come see. come see on 31 oct in lincoln at the bourbon. come see & hear the new songs and by god wear a costume.

here are some images relating the future to the past,                            and reinforcing a false teleology (there is no end)

keep a keen ear eye out dear dear dear dear love
more soon

Just posted some shows last night for the
TEXAS TRIP TWO-THOUSAND TEN!

Really, we're that excited. Right now it's 5 shows in 6 days, and I know what you're thinking: "Damnit! By the time I see the UUnit they're going to be exhausted and over-rehearsed! I might as well just buy 3 of their Cds, play them all at the same time on strategically placed stereos, and consider this unique personal performance a hexaphonic masterpiece."

Well I've got news for you, person!

We ain't gonna be exhausted because we're going to take speed! And we ain't gonna be over-rehearsed because
wwe're nevva guuna practize!TM *

Now: buy the cd's and do your special performance, and then come to a show in Texas**.

*paragraph preceding is entirely false
**all use of the word texas may be replaced with oklahoma city, oklahoma, also.

Mar 16 2010 8:00P	The Conservatory	Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Mar 17 2010 8:00P	The Cavern	Dallas, Texas
Mar 18 2010 3:00P	Spider House w/Kid Congo, Thee Oh Sees, DM Stith -- BrooklynVegan/AnSo Party: AnSo Represent!	Austin, Texas
Mar 18 2010 10:00P	Maggie Mae’s -- Saddle Creek SXSW Showcase	Austin, Texas
Mar 19 2010 1:00P	Chain Drive w/Vivian Girls, Nodzzz, Garotas Suecas and more	Austin, Texas
Mar 20 2010 3:30P	Spider House -- Annual New York Night Train Anti-SXSW Hoodang	Austin, Texas

various things;
we are going to be going to be a part of the festival known as SXSW and that is in Austin Texas and I've never been there, but once I read a book by a guy who started a soup delivery business on bike in Austin and it was a successful business. does anyone know about that? how did he keep soup from sloshing all over his knees and on his bike's handlebars?

any questions just type em.

EFFORTS TO SHORTEN HAIRDO

FAR OUT
Originally uploaded by teal.gardner

wartime ache

Wed 12/30/09 The Waiting Room Omaha NE w/The Faint

Sat 1/23/10 Jack Pot Saloon Lawrence KS

Tue 3/16/10 The Conservatory Oklahoma City OK

Sat 3/20/10 Panache Showcase @ The Mohawk Austin TX

this is what we have so far upcoming!