Hundred Year Vacation In A Word In A Mouth

UUVVWWZ PORTAL TRANSIT THEORY

THE TRICK IS THAT YOU, AFTER MOVING IN SEQUENCE, MUST FORGET THE SEQUENCE TO MOVE

03 March 2010

Just posted some shows last night for the
TEXAS TRIP TWO-THOUSAND TEN!


Really, we're that excited. Right now it's 5 shows in 6 days, and I know what you're thinking: "Damnit! By the time I see the UUnit they're going to be exhausted and over-rehearsed! I might as well just buy 3 of their Cds, play them all at the same time on strategically placed stereos, and consider this unique personal performance a hexaphonic masterpiece."

Well I've got news for you, person!

We ain't gonna be exhausted because we're going to take speed! And we ain't gonna be over-rehearsed because
wwe're nevva guuna practize!
TM *

Now: buy the cd's and do your special performance, and then come to a show in Texas**.

*paragraph preceding is entirely false
**all use of the word texas may be replaced with oklahoma city, oklahoma, also.


Mar 16 2010 8:00P
The Conservatory Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Mar 17 2010 8:00P
The Cavern Dallas, Texas
Mar 18 2010 3:00P
Spider House w/Kid Congo, Thee Oh Sees, DM Stith -- BrooklynVegan/AnSo Party: AnSo Represent! Austin, Texas
Mar 18 2010 10:00P
Maggie Mae’s -- Saddle Creek SXSW Showcase Austin, Texas
Mar 19 2010 1:00P
Chain Drive w/Vivian Girls, Nodzzz, Garotas Suecas and more Austin, Texas
Mar 20 2010 3:30P
Spider House -- Annual New York Night Train Anti-SXSW Hoodang Austin, Texas



















19 February 2010

various things;
we are going to be going to be a part of the festival known as SXSW and that is in Austin Texas and I've never been there, but once I read a book by a guy who started a soup delivery business on bike in Austin and it was a successful business. does anyone know about that? how did he keep soup from sloshing all over his knees and on his bike's handlebars?

any questions just type em.

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